Friday, April 10, 2009

Walk like a Man

Dude look like a lady. Fine. Dude walk like a lady. Not so much. I'm sorry if any of you suffer from this completely benign, yet still very unfortunate - dare I call it a - disorder. I truly am. Even if you are a ladyboy, it would be unfortunate for you to have a lady walk. I'm just sayin'. Walking the other day I got stuck behind this large man. He wasn't large as in fat, and he was masculine. See? Looked like your typical glory days guy.  Probably played football, in high school of course. Am I right? Anyway, I couldn't really see past him so I got privilege to study his walk for a good avenue or so. He was a large man with a lady walk. Need I say more?

(Camera phones do not do real life justice.)

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