Tuesday, February 23, 2010

What an exsquisite pair of socks!

I can't stop staring at them.  I betcha he has a chest of drawers full of socks just like 'em.  And I betcha he has a great pair of boots too. Just all around refreshing, right?

On another note, so looking forward to spring so I can fill my lungs with fresh air!  Not sure what made me think of that.  Spring must be in the air.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Jesus and the Whore


On a VERY crowded subway platform the other morning this crabby ass looking lady came walking in my general direction and screamed, "JESUS CHRIST get out of the way!" I looked up from my paper and simply said the word WHORE. Essentially calling her it without actually calling her it. She stopped dead in her tracks. I turned and said, "Hey, you called me Jesus Christ!" She walked away.