Lifting Cars

So Ruth called me yesterday to tell me there was a "one million priest" march going on outside of her office window. She then proceeded to say she was "lifting cars" over it. I immediately responded, "Ew!" She didn't quite remember the meaning of the saying, but she did remember I had shared it with her. I don't recall where it originally came from, but I never forgot what it meant. It means you're horny and that you have blue balls. Blue balls must have been in the air because although I'm sure Ruth was not lifting cars over the priests, I bet the priests have been lifting cars over something or another for a lifetime. We hope.