But the way it was postioned in this newspaper is. This is from AM New York, a free daily commuter paper in NYC. Upon first glance it struck me as funny. Briefs. Suitcase killing suspect...and I'm not even talking about the rape part. I envision a curfuffle at the airport; things getting out of hand at the metal detector. Suitcase slaps Briefs in the face for a foulmouthed comment about her squeaky roller wheels. Briefs pulls out a straight-razor from his waistband and cuts the bitch. Suitcase, packing heat, reaches for her gun and shoots Briefs in the ass before bleeding out and dying. Of course this all happened well before passing through the metal detector. Otherwise it would be totally unbelievable.(The real story here sickens me. I wonder what the motive was. Has anyone tuned into Nancy Grace to find out?)
'packing heat'; 'cuts the bitch'; 'bleeding out'. i can't help but read each of these with a tony soprano-like new jersey accent.
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