ratcat pff

I was walking my dog this morning and this horrible mess of a woman came running up with her hand (and stank) stretched out shouting, "Lookit the little ratcat!" Well, we looked at each other and didn't know where to run or hide. I was hoping Elvis would have bitten the c-word (ew, gross, sorry, just kidding, not her actual c-word, but referring to the lady as the c-word...I don't want my dog biting actual c-words, really), but he's too nice. I was like, "Excuse me?" And she was all, "Noooo, I have one too and I call it a ratcat." I thought to myself, "We are talking about your hairdo, right? And I think we should refer to it as a rat's nest. Okay? Have a nice day ma'am."

(How dare shea?)