High Ho

Heavens to Betsy! Apparently there has been quite a bit of tomfuckery going on at the High Ho (High Line Park Standard Hotel). I have yet to witness such *eh hem* appalling lascivisous acts, and thank God it seems they have gotten it under control (this could be two words). That said, I once saw a homeless guy take a shit between two cars outside the Ho Jo. 

For current affairs, read Metro. It's 'the paper of choice' as far as I'm concerned. The article.

(Good Lordy. This turned up in the Google image search for Howard Johnson. Be careful. Looks like a fun party.)