mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys

Strippers on the other hand, go for it. Better cash. Bigger perks. Lindsay played one on screen, but Demi did it first - not to mention Anna Nicole lived it. So I'm for damn sure Billy Ray bought this doll for his daughters - Miley and Noah. Whaaa? They're "artists" and need draw inspiration from something. Right? Lastly, I saw the first episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians a while back, and one of the young Jenner girls really knows how to work a pole too. Plenty of time to git this doll for your impressionable young daughters for X-mas, but I highly doubt supplies will last. Ho Ho Ho.

(As reported on Good Day LA.)