P Fucken U

My salad just farted when I opened it. Imagine what's going to happen after I eat it. Seriously. For lunch I went down to our cafeteria - The Lodge - and made a salad from the salad bar. Granted there were some unusual ingredients in there like chili fried tofu and curry cauliflower. Well. I brought it up to my desk, sat down, opened it, and it socked me in the face like a fat fucking fart. Wow. You know you're in trouble if your food farts before you eat it.

(Heh. The things you can find on the ninnernet. I was searching for funny salad farting pics, and this came up in one of my searches. Pretty disturbo.)