Fartha Pooart Says...

Next time you're at your favorite burger joint use a napkin to grip that ketchup bottle. The guy before you took a humongous dump and didn't warsh his hands. I sawr him. Swear.

Think of it as a condiment condom. You're welcoooome!

 

(See? Miley Cyrus fellates a ketchup bottle on national television. Would you want to unwittingly use that bottle afterwards? Well, maybe some of you sickos would, but still.)


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